December 2011
New years resolution:
sallyxjupiter:
Eat more pie.
2012 is going to be a good year.
“My school didn’t have a condom vending machine, because they said...”
– Wil Anderson
ermjustno replied to your post: The most unattractive term for female genitalia is a British slang term, known as
Most of the ones used here are tbf… minge, rat, gash, etcetc
gotta love the English language. We’re such charmers.
The most unattractive term for female genitalia is...
‘clunge’
meowmagicianpia replied to your post: meowmagicianpia replied to your post:…
ITS NOT LYING ITS EXTRA HELP! GAAAAAAAAAAAWSSSSHHHHH
No excuses.
The Inbetweener's movie.
abutterflycaught:
jaiwrestledabearonce:
Much better than expected.
I really need to see this.
I got it off my brother, we can watch it when you get back if you like.
Seeing you in such a mess has cheered me up a bit.
meowmagicianpia replied to your post: meowmagicianpia replied to your post: Hips. MUH…
this is true. ahh the majesty of pushup bras.
You lying scum
Hey Bonnie
Chin up, kiddo.
This is the year of the rising sun.
The Inbetweener's movie.
Much better than expected.
Paige.
So what’s the answer, smart-ass?
Do it because I'm bored and fascinating.
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
100. What is the meaning of life?
meowmagicianpia replied to your post: Hips.
MUH HIPZ DUT LIE
But your tits are devious bastards
I'd really like to hear from you →
Hips.
If you know how to use them, you can take what you want from me.
4 tags
Paige is about to rip a fella's throat out and...
Justin Bieber on the Late Show with David...
And they just fistbumped.
Insert random “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” meme
heatheralbright replied to your photo: Hi, I’m Jai, and I’m kind of a douche. But…
and you’re kind of cute.
that’s a big “negatory, batgirl”
1 tag
One of Paige's anons said I have cool hair.
SUCH A WINNER
“I used to live a life of crime, but then I got arrested for shooting so many...”
– Old Beggar, on the outskirts of Winterhold
Anonymous asked: I did absolutely nothing except sleep and pick raspberries and strawberries from the garden :)
Anonymous asked: What did you do today?
It's been a long day, ask me some shit →
invisib1e replied to your post: Today I broke a dude’s jaw.
why?
Because he’s not a gentleman.